Ridiculous Vogue

Okay, my apologies for slacking off - not updating this blog since forever, when I told myself I must; yes, yes, “I’ve been busy” is hardly a plausible excuse, it’s kinda like saying “Traffic”. Well, cutting something very short; I’ve been caught up in this huge ass assignment that’s a huge deal so there you go

So back to fashion (coz that’s the most important thing, right? :D:D) - I believe I’m high at the moment with colors. It’s like I’ve seen and been in every bit of that fricken rainbow, and got it in my entirety, soaking my brain with no other ideas that doesn’t involve colors. Seriously!

So you’ve seen my rant of colored skinnies - now I’m onto it again! Slightly inspired from Jordon from Australia’s Next Top Model (saw this a year ago) - she was wearing these purple stockings. I can’t find a picture of her wearing them, though

Why and how this benefits me (and possibly you!): I inherit many physical traits from my father; the package includes my huge ass legs. They are toned, granted, but not very lean as one would wish. This makes me conscious; and over the years, I’ve learnt to, instead of hiding my legs, flaunt them. This surprises you, doesn’t it? You ask why the hell would I want to flaunt my worst feature to the world. Well, legs are sexy, and the majority of clothing that are hot involves leg baring (reasonable amount, that is) and it really sucks that I am restrained from these styles coz I’m trying (in vain) to hide my legs. Therefore, I employ evil tactics to mislead men and women alike to thinking I have these wonderfully lean legs.

One way is I wear skinny jeans, my legs aren’t huge — just too manly, therefore skinny tubes squeeze my muscles into the right proportion - then it emphasise my toned buttocks, and bam! Lean legs, nice ass — can he just stop staring?! Gees!

Another way of giving this effect, when it’s hot and I’m not wearing jeans — I wear stockings with short skirts or shorts. They pull the eye away from my legs (well, not really, but still) and onto the top and mid-section as well i.e. the entire picture. Another good thing about this is that I can get away with wearing those skimpy short shorts or short minis without looking like a complete whore. Double trouble

Colors that I dig –

I would say to stay away from anything but colors, as color stockings aren’t the most conventional things in the world; and lets try keeping it simple, shall we? Two fashion outrage in one outfit: T-O-O M-U-C-H.

Besides, dont they really look like they belong on the legs of those women who tends to wear the entire vintage store on their body?

Want the edge, the real danger? How about knee or thigh high, if you dare!